Xmas2002 by Dekadence
**** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. LOAD" - MAS2002.PRG",8,1: SEARCHING FOR - MAS2002.PRG LOADING READY. RUN ; - - ! HO, HO, HO... IT'S BRITELITE TAPPING ON THE KEYBOARD ONCE AGAIN. THIS TIME AT THE DEKADENCE XMAS-MEETING. NOT MANY GUYS HAVE SHOWED UP YET, IN FACT, ONLY ME AND SANITY ARE PRESENT AT THE MOMENT. ALTHOUGH WE'RE WAITING FOR ATLEAST RICKY AND CHAJ TO SHOW UP. HOPEFULLY SOUNDEMON ALSO REMEMBERS THAT WE HAVE THIS MEETING TODAY. HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO CONTACT HIM FOR SOME DAYS. THE REST OF OUR MEMBERS ARE OFCOURSE TOO LAME TO COME HERE. I'M OFCOURSE ENJOYING A NICE, COLD BEER AT THE MOMENT, AND SANITY IS TAKING A NAP. POOR SANITY, HE HAS ONLY DRUNK MAYBE LIKE 2 CIDERS, AND ALREADY PASSED OUT. TSK TSK. WELL, I COULD PROBABLY STOP TYPING FOR A WHILE AND WAIT FOR SOME OTHER GUYS TO SHOW UP. SO I'M OFF FOR A WHILE... HELLO PEOPLE IT IS SANITY AT THE KEYBOARD.. WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER RELEASE. BRITELITE HAS GAME. AND WE ARE ALL BOOZING HERE AS USUAL, NOTHGING NEW ABOUT THAT, JUST THOUGHT I COULD MENTION IN CASE SOMEONE THOUGHT THE TEXT TO BE QUITE UNUSUAL. KEEP IT X-MAS AND BEE GOOD. AND HAVE LOADS AND LOADS OF FUN. THAT IS WHAT IS ALL ABOUT.. I WILL LEAVE THE KEYBOARD ALONE NOW FOR SOME TIME AND COME BACK WHEN I AM A BIT MORE DRUNK. WELL, THIS IS RM TYPING AT THE C64... VERY NICE YES, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DRINK. WELL, EXCEPT PEPSI BUT THAT DOESN'T REALLY COUNT, I SUPPOSE :) MAYBE BRITELITE WILL KINDLY "DONATE" ME A FEW BEERS :) EVEN THOUGH HE "ONLY" HAS 18 ... THANKFULLY I HAVE MY GBA WITH A SILLY CHINESE PIRATE CART WITH LOTS OF NES GAMES ON IT :) I CAN'T REALLY THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY. EXCEPT THAT WAIT FOR THE AMAZING 'YOU SUCK'-GBA DEMOS! FIRST ONE SHOULD BE RELEASED AT ALTPARTY IN 2003! INCREDIBLE! ANYWAY, I GUESS I'LL WRITE SOME MORE LATER... RM IS OFF TRUE MOSES BRITELITE BACK ON THE KEYS. IT'S NOW 20.57 AND AS YOU'VE PROBABLY NOTICED, RICKY HAS ARRIVED HERE AND SANITY HAS WOKEN UP. BEERDRINKING IS IN PROGRESS AND WE'RE ENTERTAINING OURSELVES WITH SOME NICE AMIGADEMOS (I BOUGHT AN 060-ACCELERATOR BOARD FOR MY A1200 THIS WEEK, SO DEMOS REALLY RUN AT A DECENT FRAMERATE NOW). WELL, SIGNING OFF AGAIN... WHEE, CHAJ ARRIVED HERE AT LAST, AND HE'S TELLING STUPID JOKES AS USUAL. :) TIME FOR SOME MORE AMIGADEMOS... RM AGAIN.. NOW WE'RE HOPING TO ORDER SOME PIZZA AND KEBAB - A DATAKVAELL IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT PIZZA AND/OR KEBAB! LUUUURVELY. ANYWAY I'M OFF AGAIN. YEAH BABY, IT'S 22.25 AND CHAJ JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE, AND WE WILL HAVE KEBAB SOON!! SANITY AT THE BOARD AGAIN STILL DRINKING SOME BOOZE AND WATCHING AMIGADEMOS AND LISTENING TO SOME KICKASS MUSIC. BASICALLE WE ARE HAVING A BLAST OVER HERE. BRITELITE IS HAXORING ON THE AMIGA RIGHT HERE BESIDE ME. SOON WE WILL HAVE SOME FOOD UP IN HERE. WELL I'M OFF AGAIN TO DRINK SOME MORE.. CHAJ SHOULD TYPE SOME STUFF HERE SOON. HE IS JUST A LAZY DUDE. WELL SEE YOU ALL LATER. 23.03 AND STILL NO FUCKING FOOD. I (RM) AM GETTING IMPATIENT. DAMN TURKISH FULES. GRR! FOOOOOOOOOOOD!! IT ARRIVED! :) CHAJ TYPING SOME LINES! APPARENTLY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO ONE OR TWO BEERS... BUT NOT ME, UNFORTUNATELY. OR SOMETHING. CAN'T SEEM TO THINK CLEAR AT THE MOMENT SO I'LL STOP WRITING NOW. OUT OF BOOZE ERROR. YEAH, BRITELITE BACK ON THE KEYS, CELEBRATING THE MERRY YULE-TIDE. TIME IS 23.50 AND WE JUST HAD SOME NICE KEBAB AND STUFF. LOT OF BEER LEFT TO DRINK, ALTHOUGH CHAJ AND RICKY ARE SOBER (STUPID LAMERS). WELLWELL, HAVEN'T GOT THAT MUCH TO SAY, SO I'LL SIGN OFF ONCE AGAIN... SANITY IS BACK AGAIN AND HE IS MORE DRUNK THEN LAST TIME (INCREDIBLE SURRISE). HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?? STILL DRINKING AND WATCHING AMIGADEMOS. WE HAVE WATCHED A LOT OF GOOD STUFF TODAY ALREADY AND MORE IS STILL TO COME. THE DRINKING HAS SLOWED DOWN SOMEWHAT ON MY PART SINCE THE KEBAB WAS SO FILLING. BUT NOT TO WORRY I'M STILL BOOZING ALONG AND IT TASTES AS GOOD AS EVER. BRITELITE HAS GOT GAME. I'LL BE BACK LATER AGAIN. I (RM) FEEL LIKE WRITEING'S AGAIN!!!!!!! IT R SUPER 2 BE HARE! I AM LOVING YOU! ANYWAY. IT KINDA SUCKS THAT I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DRINK, AS OPPOSED TO SANITY AND BRITELITE. THOSE BASTARDS. /ME = BITTER. DAMMIT. SUCKS TO HAVE NO MONEY! BRITELITE IS PLAYING MOON-BUGGY ON MY SHELL AND HE'S NOT DOING VERY GOOD :) RM R0X DA HIGHSCORELIST YEAHYEAH, BRITELITE ON DA KEYZ AGAIN. THE TIME IS 01.25, AND WE JUST INVITED XREG/3GD TO COME HERE AND BOOZE WITH US. RULEX. BEER, IT'S LIQUID BREAD, IT'S GOOD FOR YOU... WHEE! XREG HAS THE GREATEST ASS AND RM DOES IT MORE THAN YOU CAN COUNT. WE ARE STILL LOOKING FOR THE TRUE MOSES... THESE AMIGADEMOS SURE HAVE GOOD TRACKS.. THE MUSIC IS VERY GOOD... BUT AS ALWAYS, ONLY AMIGA MAKES IT POSSIBLE... ;) AS AN ATARI-FAN, I (RM) HAVE TO DISAGREE! YEAH, BUT RICKY IS A TRUE WANKER! ATARI IS SHIT, AMIGA IS BEST!! BUT NOT AS GOOD AS C-64 OFCOURSE. BUT EVEN A VANILLA C-64 BEATS THE MOST POWERFUL ATARI-SHITE... ATARI SUCKS ASSE! BRITELITE CAN #)0)% DAMMIT BRITELITE GET OFF ME #$0)( - ]MJ53 NOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU SHOVING UP "THERE" - NO ONE HAS WRITTEN ANYTHING IN AGES :) 3.05, AND WE'RE STILL HERE. BRITELITE ON THE KEYS. CHAJ AND RICKY ARE STILL SOBER LAMERS, WHILE SANITY AND XREG ARE DRUNK ASS HELL. AND CHAJ EVEN DECIDED TO LEAVE JUST NOW. SILLY FUCKER. WE'RE ACTUALLY STILL WATCHING AMIGADEMOS, AS I HAVE QUITE A LOT OF THEM ON MY HARDDRIVE. I'M OUT OF BEER SOON, AS I'M DRINKING MY LAST ONE. :( I (RM) WANT TO TELL ALL Y'ALL A JOKE! WAHEY! (BRITELITE REFUSED TO "PUBLISH" ANOTHER JOKE I WANTED TO TELL SO I'M GONNA TELL ONE LIFTED FROM EDDIE MURPHY) ANYWAY HERE GOES: A BEAR AND A RABBIT WERE TAKING A SHIT IN THE FOREST. THE BEAR TURNS TO THE RABBIT AND ASKS "DO YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH SHIT STICKING TO YOUR FUR?" "NO", THE RABBIT SAID. "GOOD" SAID THE BEAR AND WIPED HIS ASS WITH THE RABBIT. PHEW, THAT WAS QUITE AMUSING. ANYWAY I'LL TELL THE EVIL CHAUVINISTIC JOKE IN A "YOU SUCK"-DEMO :) ANYWAY IT'S 3.16 NOW AND WE'RE GONNA PLAY SLAMTILT ON THE AMIGA NOW.. (BRITELITE'S BEEN PLAYING QUAKE ALL NIGHT! - *** SANITY HAS PROOF! ***) FUNKY. I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT XREG IS A DIRTY HOMO NIPPEL CRIPPEL!!!!! RM IS IRCING, BRITELITE IS HAXORING THE AMIGA AND XREG IS PLAYING WITH THE GBA SO THE ONLY ONE WHO IS WRITING ANYTHING USEFUL IS SANITY... I'M HAXORING THE C-64 IT'S ALL GOOD FUN :) IF YOU SEE THIS TEXT, YOU OFFICIALLY HAVE NO LIFE (OR ARE REALLY BORED OR A DEVOTED FAN OF SCROLLERS) WELL, BRITELITE BACK AGAIN. TIME IS 03.55 AND I THINK WE'LL END THIS TEXT NOW. I ACTUALLY HAVE TO CODE THIS SHIT TOO, YOU KNOW ;) SEEYAH, DARLINGS! - - UNK MAYBE LIKE 2 CIDERS, AND ALREA - - -